I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
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Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
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I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
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