that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
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Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
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I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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