Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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