Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
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shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
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He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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