Non-Jews are for practice
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
