I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
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I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
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Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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