You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
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And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
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He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
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