She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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