It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
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i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
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There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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