we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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