overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
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I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
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I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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