What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
Randomize
