Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
Randomize