shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
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I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
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If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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