i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
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my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
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she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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