i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
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Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
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My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I touched a dick in church today
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