unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
He literally said to me "go ahead and answer that text message while I eat you out"... Maybe I AM the relationship type...
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Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
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I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed