You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
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She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
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Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny