I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
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I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
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I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I'm both gender and math confused
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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