Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
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this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
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So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
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