I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Don't EVER smell your tampon
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I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
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He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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