It's Friday. Sex?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
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Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
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I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
send nudes
from the living room?
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