my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize
