I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
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in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
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I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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