He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
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is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
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URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
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