Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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