We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
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there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
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So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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