I'm eating all of the evidence.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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