i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
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He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
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It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
They are going to name an STD after you.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.