well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
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Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
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The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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