Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
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She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
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I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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