All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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