i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
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I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
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AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
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