I'm pants shitting drunk right now
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
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As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
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My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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