You surviving the open bar?
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definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Randomize
