Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
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Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
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I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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