He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
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I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
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u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
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