Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
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I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
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Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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