u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
What a fucking waste of an outfit
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
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Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
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If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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