ugly people sure do ruin things
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
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Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
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Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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