You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
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I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
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I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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