i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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