My friends, they love my intelligence
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Small penises have feelings too.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
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Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
His penis makes me feel like a mystic dragon sliding down a turbo slide covered in white gumdrops and sour cashews
Same.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
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Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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