drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
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Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
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Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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