Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
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he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
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Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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