You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
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after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
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Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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