Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
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we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
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LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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