hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.. I just figured you were drunk and needed somewhere to crash, but your no where to be found. I'll I have is this corn dog. call me when you get this. I'm worried! --mom
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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