Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
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