No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
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Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
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Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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