My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
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